Lady Peng Agent 88 Serum

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Legend has it Lady Peng developed Agent 88 when she eased the suffering of a Yakuza kingpin....

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Legend has it Lady Peng developed Agent 88 when she eased the suffering of a Yakuza kingpin. The Oyabun was itchy and irritated from skin lesions as a result of rushing his straight shaving, so he hid from his apprentices in an abandoned distillery.

ater, alcohol, isopropyl alcohol, betaine salicylate, zinc phenolsulfonate, polysorbate 20, butylene glycol, salicylic acid, lactic acid, citrus reticulata leaf oil, phenoxyethanol, dimethylmethoxy chromanol, tetrahydrodiferuloylmethane, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, tocopheryl acetate

Step 1: Have a fine-ass body (Done!)

Step 2: Pat yourself dry after a shower and spritz a bit of Agent 88 onto your bikini area, back, behind your arms...anywhere that's being challenged with lumps and bumps.

Step 3: Wait a minute. Do a squat, take a selfie but don't text whats-his-name

Step 4: Get clothed and rule the world.